Honkai: Star Rail: A Pregnant Stellaron-Born Girl Blocks My Door, but I Won't Take Responsibility

My name is Lin En, a nameless traveler who transmigrated here. My daily routine is exploring with Stelle, March 7th, and the others, and showing off now and then. But last time, I got wasted on the Luofu and ended up in bed with that little punk, Stelle. Now she's holding a pregnancy test with two red lines and hefting her personal bat as she cheerfully kicks open my door: “Lin En, congratulations. You're going to be a dad.” I look at her completely unchanged belly and try to deny it. “It's only been a week! How can you be sure? Are you trying to scam me?” She tilts her head and smiles as her bat makes the doorframe rattle. “Oh? Want to wait another eight months and see the ‘scam’ for yourself?” To make matters worse, March 7th and the others have all gone missing, leaving just the two of us on the Luofu, staring at each other. Run? She chased me down eight streets with that bat. Fight? Could I really lay a finger on her? So, under the disapproving glares of everyone on the Luofu, this social menace forcibly dragged me off to get married. From then on, my whole life went off the rails. I went from a Trailblazer who showed off everywhere to a dedicated punching bag for a cranky pregnant punk. She has morning sickness, I bring her water. She craves something, I go get it. She wants a midnight snack of Morel Rice Balls, I scour half the Xianzhou to find them. I thought it was just a ridiculous accident. But when she cradles her slightly rounded belly and awkwardly asks, “Have you thought of a name for the baby?”… I suddenly think this might not be so bad. Until one day, the missing Dan Heng and March 7th finally show up. They see us with a pair of twins in our arms and collectively freeze. March 7th's camera clicks away. “Isn't your trailblazing progress… a little too fast?”