We're Almost Done, and You're Telling Me I'm the Boss?

Just writing this for fun. [Lighthearted, ridiculous comedy + sharp-tongued jokes | Hunted by the entire server | A touch of romance] After working diligently as a high-level professional player, Chu Yeyu finally led her team to the final boss chamber. They were on the verge of clearing the dungeon and reaching the peak of their lives when the System suddenly went haywire: [Warning! The ultimate boss, “Lord of the Abyss: Yao,” is hiding among the players! A server-wide hunt is now underway. Target: Chu Yeyu!] Chu Yeyu: ??? Who? Me? Hold on, which idiot messed with the System announcement? Can't take losing, huh?! Her teammates, who had been fighting by her side just a moment ago, drew their weapons the next, hoping to trade her head for a dungeon clear. Only Feng Qi, the taciturn man, stood firmly in front of her without backing down. Hunted by the whole server, she picked up Gu Yan, a poisonous healer with a MAXed-out mouth, along the way. The daily life of this trio consisted of roasting each other and lowering the bar. And so, the most unfairly treated (and smartest) boss began a chaotic life on the run with two men: Other people run for their lives with their legs. She does it with her brains! Chu Yeyu: Thanks for asking. I'm in a game, I've just become a boss, I'm still figuring out the job, and the entire server is hunting me. No big deal. I've got a powerful team: the greatest strategist, the strongest damage dealer, and the best healer. We'll carry the whole game! She and her two teammates dish out damage and jokes while using her golden finger to figure out every game rule inside and out, turning the tables and making the hunting parties run in circles! Players, please stop chasing me! Doesn't a boss's life matter too?! [Note: This is just for laughs. The author doesn't care about anything else~]