Genshin Impact: Hu Tao, Emissary of Two Gods, Grabs Me to Be a Funeral Attendant

[Transmigration + godlike powers + absurd comedy + everyday romantic chaos]

Chen Ping’an transmigrates into Honkai: Star Rail and somehow becomes the shared Emanator of The Hunt and The Abundance.

Aha, the Aeon of Elation, takes one look and says, “A variable! Off you go!”

When Chen Ping’an opens his eyes again, he’s a baby found by the Anemo Archon, living a life where he goes hungry for nine meals out of every three days, all while smelling wine at every meal.

At six, he can’t take it anymore and runs off to Liyue in the middle of the night, only to be picked up by Zhongli, a social loafer, and brought back to the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.

Hu Tao: “Little Demon God, come home for dinner!”

He plans to use the power of the Aeons to quietly make a fortune and invest in future rich lady Ningguang, but then...

He casually saves a client’s life, and Hu Tao blows her top. “Are you here to ruin my business?!”

He gives all the money he earns to Ningguang, and Hu Tao slams the table. “You’ve wrecked all of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor’s business!”

Looking at his Demon God-level combat strength and the “one-million-Mora IOU” written in Hu Tao’s own hand, Chen Ping’an falls into deep thought.

Can this Teyvat ever get any better?