Name: Getting Hitched: I’m Not the One Causing Trouble for the Decepticons
Author: Full After Seven

Synopsis

Fasha: Also known as the demon brat, Cybertron’s premium energy crystal spokesperson, the Kaon Arena’s breakout star, and a top-level double agent for both the Decepticons and the Autobots…

Fasha performed so well in the arena that Megatron thought he’d hit the jackpot with a loyal subordinate. Turns out, she was a massive headache.

Especially after the Decepticons were founded. From then on, the Decepticons partied all night, the Nemesis no longer had any secret passages, Knock Out found a kindred spirit, and Megatron never got another peaceful night’s sleep.

If Fasha ever stopped causing trouble, it would feel as strange as Ash without Pikachu, Tai without Agumon, Cao Cao not liking married women, or the French not surrendering with both hands raised…

Autobots: As much as it pains us to say it, she really is a good person.

Starscream: Fasha! You tin can are a piece of slag!

Fasha: You insult me because you don’t understand me. Everyone who does understand me wants to hit me.

Fasha: Soundwave’s the sort who gets things done without making a fuss.

Knock Out: And Shockwave?

Fasha: Shockwave’s honest and doesn’t talk much.

Knock Out: Elaborate.

Fasha: He’s old. He doesn’t say much that’s honest.

-, -, -, -

Cliffjumper: “Fasha, can I ask you something?”

Fasha: “Go ahead.”

Cliffjumper: “What should I learn to impress Arcee?”

Fasha: “Welding.”

Ratchet: Self-discipline is a pleasure.

Fasha: I’m not someone who lives for pleasure, so I don’t practice self-discipline.

Stats

118Chapters

277Reads · 30 days

28.5kReads · all time

6.9Score

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