[Comedy + tycoon + growth + dad life + feel-good power fantasy]
Lin Xiaomiao died in the most infuriating way imaginable: he was staring at a beautiful woman and walked straight into a telephone pole. When he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into a cultivation world as a five-year-old beggar. Then, for taking one extra glance at a passing sword immortal, he was casually struck down by her and his soul scattered.
He opened his eyes again to find himself a five-year-old orphan in the modern world, still armed with his sharp tongue.
A living hell from the start? No, it came with 900,000,000,000,000,000!
The man who adopted him was Lin Dazhu, a dirt-poor ultimate simp who had groveled at the feet of five goddesses and gotten nothing in return.
"Dad, stop simping! I'll take charge of the rest of your life. I'm Lin Xiaomiao!"
System startup funds: nine quadrillion! But there's a bizarre rule: the money can only be spent on women!
And so Lin Xiaomiao begins his outrageously lavish journey of pampering his dad.
Putting a gold-digger in her place? Easy!
At a class reunion, he clears every female classmate's shopping cart. Donating a building is just pocket money.
Going on a parent-child variety show? Perfect!
With a temporary mom (his gentle aunt Su Xiaowan) and an adorable little girl (Mengmeng), his sharp tongue and his dad's fortune make them an instant hit!
Building a factory back in the village and bringing prosperity to the locals? Of course!
The village bully of old is now fit only to guard the gate for his dad.
"Wait, Dad! You can spend money on this! That one has a higher cashback rate!"
"Son, don't just think about cashback... Which one do you actually want for your mom?"
