A Guide to Surviving School [Hilarious]

When the whole campus turns into a game arena, how will you survive?

The evening study bell had just rung when all the lights across campus went out with a loud snap.

"Ding ding ding, clang clang clang! Dear students, welcome to the [Campus Survival Game]!"

The water dispensers sprayed rainbow-colored slime, the sports field turned into quicksand, and the library books grew teeth...

Water shortages, dwindling food, mutant plants invading, and the "concern" of the dean of students!

"Student Guidelines: The supreme rules of campus survival are..."

"First, the living cannot leave campus."

"Second, protect your base (classroom)."

"Third, protect your teammates."

"Fourth, the survival rankings of every class will be updated weekly. Fight your way into the top classes and become the coolest kid on campus!"

When the announcement sounded, Tang Xiao was hiding behind his textbook, sneaking a bite of spicy strips...

[Congratulations! The item in your hand will become your innate ability!]

Tang Xiao looked down at the greasy packet of spicy strips in his hand and fell into a deep silence...

Infinite flow + slapstick + comedy + a touch of fantasy

Main character: Tang Xiao (male, cool-headed king of snark)

Teammates: Guo Guo (male, timid but blessed with S-rank luck), Zheng Yu (male, the team's muscle, a handsome and narcissistic basketball player), Zhang Yue (female, logistics and intelligence ace)