Stop Yelling at Me, or My Bodyguard Will Go Berserk!

#TheWeakestSaviorInHistory# #WalkingHumiliationKPI# #CoreOfTheDeificationTrope# #EyeOfTheAsuraFieldStorm# #VictimOfPacifism# Good news: I’m bound to a System that can make my beautiful bodyguards stronger. Bad news: Their fuel is the “humiliation points” generated when I get humiliated. From that day on, my life took a drastic turn. A rich kid corners me and slaps me. I swallow my anger, hoping to keep the peace. But my icy school beauty bodyguard freezes his limited-edition sports car with a single move. Everyone: “Whoa! What a mastermind! He uses humiliation to temper his Dao heart!” A delinquent girl treats me like her lackey, and her enemies mock me as a pretty boy. I look so wronged that tears well in my eyes. But my hacker-genius bodyguard gets so angry she hacks the entire city’s surveillance network. Everyone: “T-terrifying! He has someone like that working for him. Who is he?!” A family of ancient martial artists forces me to kneel, humiliating me in front of everyone. My legs go weak, and I’m humiliated beyond words. But my gentle maid bodyguard cripples their once-in-a-century genius with a single palm strike. Everyone: “He’s the ‘Yama’! Those who meet him live; those who defy him die! Run!” Me, breaking down: “I’m not! I didn’t! Stop making things up!” The whole world: “There’s no need to explain. We understand. (Adoring expression)”