Livestream Science: I Use Ridiculous Tricks to Set Monsters Straight

Rules of the uncanny descend, and terror runs rampant! While chosen ones from other countries struggle in despair against the bizarre, I, Lin Fan, an utterly ordinary office drone, have bound the [Strongest Popular Science System]. Others run for their lives; I start a livestream. For my debut broadcast, I lock onto an S-rank Slit-Mouthed Woman. I whip out my family's secret ointment and say, “Miss, that problem of yours needs treatment!” The internet goes wild, and the ghost starts crying. Zombies attack? A joint-health routine paired with acupuncture and sticky rice therapy takes care of them in no time. Tomie splits endlessly? A philosophical debate about “Who am I?” leaves her CPU fried. My way of explaining things is to use the most outrageous methods to treat the most vicious monsters! From then on, my livestream becomes the world's most popular shelter, and its content goes completely off the rails. Then the world-ending evil god arrives. I look at it and smile calmly. “Don't be afraid. You're just a failed experiment of mine from three thousand years ago.” I casually reclaim it, and the authorities hail me as a national treasure while the West regards me as a god. And this is only the beginning. When global restricted zones descend and the West receives divine favor, I quietly film the most dangerous S-rank restricted zone and begin my livestream: “How to Teach a Three-Headed Hellhound to Guard the Door”...