[Traveling into a game] [Apocalypse] [Goofy memes and jokes] [Hilarious] [Feel-good power fantasy] [Everyone’s favorite, 1vN] [A battlefield of rival suitors]
(A hodgepodge of otome-game tropes. All male leads are virgins. The heroine grows stronger over time, starting out weak. Read with caution if that’s not your thing!)
Yan Yu, a twenty-year-old who’s never dated but has a very high sex drive, gets a System and transmigrates into the otome game Ashen World.
There’s the abstinent domineering CEO, the commander of a team who’s cold on the outside but warm underneath, the cunning vampire, the jealous nine-tailed fox demon...
Plenty of male leads for her to pursue.
(A girl’s got to read this kind of stuff to get by!)
Yan Yu: One eye-opener after another (tears of joy dribble from the corner of her mouth)
[System: Wipe your nosebleed...]
Yan Yu: Adults don’t have to choose. I want them all!
[System: You start with 2,000 merit points. Getting intimate with any male lead costs 500 points. If your merit reaches zero, you’ll explode on the spot.]
Yan Yu: (Takes out an electronic wooden fish, merit +1, +1...)
[System: Using cheats will immediately delete your account.]
Yan Yu: What the hell kind of crappy game is this?!
[System: Offensive language will get you muted for one day.]
Yan Yu: I’ll pay to win!!
[PayPal: Insufficient balance.]
Yan Yu: I’m a couch potato. I’m giving up.
[System: Defeating zombies and dark mutants may earn you merit points.]
Yan Yu: “I’m heading out!”
From then on, Yan Yu starts saving up merit every day, constantly testing the limits as her points plummet...
