Haunted Dorm: The Campus Belle Begs Me to Stay Awake

[Doomsday Descends] + [Slacking off] + [Lighthearted comedy] + [System] + [Lie flat]

Doomsday Descends? A city surrounded by zombies?

Thanks for asking. I’m in my dorm, just woke up, and feeling great.

Everyone else starts in hell mode, but I get the ultimate trump card from the start: a [Divine Fusion Station]. I can rack up survival points just by sleeping, and once I have enough points, I can fuse anything! Even more absurdly, after the campus belle moves in as my roommate, the points I earn while sleeping double!

From then on, I have only one goal in life: sleep!

While other survivor teams are risking their lives in zombie hordes, I’m in my dorm wondering whether to have spicy or mild hot pot today. While the student council president is leading people to build a camp and work themselves to the bone, I’m directing automated defense turrets to clear out the “wild XP packs” downstairs. While the world’s big shots are wailing in the global chat, I’m quietly listing the 82-year-old cola I just fused.

The campus belle’s daily task is to drag me out of bed. “Boss, please stop sleeping! If you keep this up, our mobile fortress is going to float into outer space!”