Great Tang: My Tributes Make Li Er Drool

[Transmigration + feel-good fiction + System + history + lighthearted comedy] Imprisoned in the imperial dungeon, I’m to be executed tomorrow. From the very start, I’m on hell difficulty! Luckily, the [God-Tier Tribute System] has arrived! Holding up a sprouting potato in the execution grounds, I shout at the official overseeing the execution, “This thing yields three thousand jin per mu! If you don’t believe me, chop off my head!” Li Shimin is amazed by a plate of shredded potatoes. In the middle of the night, he even sneaks over and knocks on my door. “Chen Fan, get me some more auspicious treasures!” I grin. The fish has taken the bait! I don’t want money or an official post. I just want a wife and a quiet life. Who knew Li Er would bestow the Princess Changle’s hand on me! Fine, since I’m a prince consort now, I won’t hold back! First, I’ll bring him cotton to keep him warm, then I’ll make some gunpowder to open his eyes! I’ll build an entirely new Tang dynasty with my own hands!