#PatrioticManiac #CallThePolicePlot #EnsembleSchoolCast #InfiniteInstances #TechAndMartialArts #SweetRomanceEnsemble #SubversiveSystem #TheMotherlandIsTheGoldenFinger #SchoolBeautyGetsHandcuffedFromTheStart #OverpoweredMaleLeadReportedForTaxEvasion
A country bumpkin named Leze Longshuai, a cowherd from Liangshan, awakens a [Patriotic Love-Brain Study System].
From the start, he thinks it's some scammer's new trick. Turns out it's really a System.
He assumes that once the protagonist awakens a System, he'll instantly conquer heaven, earth, and everything in between. But no, the protagonist is a sneaky schemer.
He'd rather trust the police than the System.
Other protagonists charge in and beat them up. Our bumpkin protagonist says, "Officer, save me!"
Other protagonists woo school beauties and rich women. Our bumpkin protagonist tells the officer, "This school beauty insulted a martyr's widow, and that beautiful business owner stole state secrets."
Other protagonists punch the overpowered male lead, kick the main villain, and reach the pinnacle of life.
Our bumpkin protagonist raises his middle finger and says, "Come here, you little Japanese punk! Dare to take on my motherland one-on-one?" Then he helps his motherland, his national daddy, reach the pinnacle of life.
You ask who I am? Listen up! I'm the beloved treasure of the motherland, blessed with both beauty and brains: my surname is Leze, and my given name is Longshuai.
...I don't want to introduce myself anymore. Just read the story.
