Three Kingdoms: Ridiculous Warrior Skills! Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei Humiliate Lü Bu

[Absurd Three Kingdoms + Ridiculous General Skills + Subverting Expectations + Unofficial History + Unhinged Story] Three livestreaming buddies from a business college transmigrate as Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei! Liu Bei has an Empire-Building System and can't stop thinking about using livestreaming know-how to become an influencer and a mighty ruler. Guan Yu can cleave through walls with his Green Dragon Blade, but can't mount a horse and goes weak-kneed when facing Hua Xiong. Zhang Fei's battle cry shakes his enemies to the core, but he's always worried Dong Zhuo will have him killed. From the start, they crash into Sishui Pass to kill Hua Xiong. Other generals show off their skills one-on-one, but these three go straight for teamwork: Zhang Fei roars his foes into a daze, Zhao Yun charges into battle with the stamina of a “seven-timer,” and Guan Yu seizes the chaos to unleash his ultimate move, leaving the Eighteen Lords of the Coalition utterly baffled! Yuan Shao yells, “Who taught you to use your skills like that?” Cao Cao praises them: “Even more underhanded than me.” Lu Bu, riding Red Hare, shouts, “Run! These three don't play by the rules!” These ridiculous brothers blunder through the Three Kingdoms, causing trouble in the most outrageous ways, wrecking history and leaving its famous generals dumbfounded. Transmigration means laughs and a killing spree. What's there to fear? First, kill Hua Xiong to gain followers, then use management skills to recruit talent!