Repair System: Bro, I Really Do Fix Air Conditioners!

In a rundown repair shop in an urban village, Ye Xiu turns screws in front of a livestream camera while the comments go wild: “Can you fix a lovesick guy’s brain?” “Install an anti-overtime chip in my head!” Then, one day, the System chimes: “Anything can be repaired. Rewards scale with the difficulty.” From then on, he fixes an air conditioner and gets a breeze of immortal energy, welds a water pipe and opens a rift in space, and even loosens the screws on a client’s “seven-year itch” and replaces it with a new bearing. He only wanted to scrape by on ten-yuan repair jobs, but then the Air Force shows up with a stealth fighter to repaint, the Navy brings in an aircraft carrier for rust removal, and even Bureau 749 comes calling: “There’s a gap in the national protective formation. Can you fix it?” Ye Xiu grumbles around his wrench: “I repair air conditioners! Keep nagging and I’ll fix those holes in your heads, too!” (System: Host detected talking tough. Automatically accepted Bureau 949’s order and deducted ten years of lifespan as a deposit ^_^)