My name is Lu Xiaoque. Just like my name suggests, I'm the kind of guy who asks for a beating. After dying one day, I somehow got bound to the Myriad Worlds Protagonist Rescue System and became an illustrious... System Sprite?!
I thought I was finally on the road to the top, free to boss around the chosen ones of every plane while enjoying the fruits of their labor. But my very first Host turned out to be the ultimate slacker who only wanted to lie flat!
Watching the Chosen One give up on life, Lu Xiaoque flew into a rage. “With this king here, how dare you think you can turn things around... I mean, lie flat! Get back to work!”
And so, things began to go wildly off the rails:
In an apocalyptic wasteland, he had his Host win over the Zombie King with square dancing;
In a xianxia world, he taught his Host to sell worthless pills with direct-sales pitches;
On a Western fantasy continent, he forced the hero to reform a dragon with Five Years of College Entrance Exams and Three Years of Practice Tests...
While other Systems taught their Hosts how to defy fate, Lu Xiaoque taught his how to drive the Heavenly Dao insane.
Across the Myriad Worlds, misery reigned, and a legend began to spread: If your System starts acting like a pest, be sure to crouch down and cover your head, because the King of Pestering, who specializes in putting every rebel in their place, has arrived!
