System: Whoever Wants to Handle This Villain Can Do It [Quick Transmigration]

“Stop trying to ship them, they're already locked in!” (Lighthearted and funny throughout) Protagonist Ling Mo: A lazy, dramatic big shot and former S-rank mission-taker. He hates trouble, but always manages to cause the biggest trouble around. Villain Ye Lan: A hidden obsessive, loyal puppy who is the villain or boss in every world. He awakens because of Ling Mo and develops a possessive obsession with him. The System declared enthusiastically: “Host, our goal is to save the villains and protect world peace!” Ling Mo nodded in agreement, then... lay flat in front of the villain from the start. But he couldn't figure it out: In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a mad scientist stole his milk tea, saying he wanted to study Ling Mo's heart. On an interstellar battlefield, the top Sentinel dragged him into his mental landscape and begged him to settle down there permanently. A demonic cultivator, the Devil Venerable, held him captive in his arms, eyes red as he said Ling Mo was the only thing he'd ever lost and found again. The System's alarm blared every day: “Warning! Villain affection has exceeded the limit! The entire plotline has collapsed!” Ling Mo protested innocently: “I really didn't do anything this time.” The System broke down and wailed: “He saw you and completed his own seduction strategy! This batch of villains really can't be saved!” When the Creator God's purge squad arrived, the man who had chased him across ten worlds finally dropped his disguise. Ye Lan came, shattering the void, and chuckled in his ear: “Stop pretending, my old god.” “You were the one who locked me down first.”