[One heroine + speak up if you’re unhappy + clear stages with no more than a speck of dirt on your clothes + evil cultivators’ nemesis + Storage Ring terminator]
After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Mu Feng awakens the greatest speed in the world. He plans to lie flat, but accidentally wanders into the sect of the saintess Liu Wanrou.
“If this sect didn’t have a fairy, who’d put up with all your scheming?”
A legend spreads through the cultivation world: no one can touch the hem of Mu Feng’s clothes, yet someone always ends up with a lily carved into their backside. Evil cultivators’ treasures keep vanishing without a trace, and Storage Rings collectively “run away from home,” straight into his hands.
The saintess Liu Wanrou fiercely stands up for her man: “I like Mu Feng. If you don’t accept it, come fight me!”
Mu Feng sneers and raises his sword: “High cultivation? Catch me first! Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, your Storage Ring is mine now. You don’t mind, do you?”
Hundreds of years later, cultivators shudder at the mention of Mu Feng: “Don’t mess with him! Before I even know what’s happening, my backside is covered in flowers and my treasures are gone!”
Lightning-fast face-slapping, all kinds of treasure-grabbing, and a cultivation journey for a cultivator who just wants to lie flat. It’s so satisfying you won’t be able to stop!
Although it's not well-written, it's not an AI story!!!