Tomb Raiding: The Amnesiac Specialist

(There’s no CP. I made some of this stuff up, so please forgive me.) My name is Bai. Ever since I became conscious, all I’ve known is my surname. I don’t know where I came from or where I’m going. I met five little friends. They were all wonderful, but my memory is terrible, so I forgot them. Bai Li was walking down the street, looking for the next person fate had in store for him, when someone suddenly tapped him on the shoulder. Bai Li turned around and saw a person wearing a hood, with a long saber strapped to his back. He didn’t recognize him, so he asked, “Who are you?” Zhang Qiling’s hand visibly paused. “You’ve forgotten? Liar.” Bai Li: “? Have we met before, sir?” Zhang Qiling fell silent and said nothing. Instead, he hoisted Bai Li over his shoulder. Bai Li struggled and shouted, “Hey, man, who are you? You’re kidnapping me…” (System, who is he? Can I beat him up?) (Um… he’s someone from your past.) (?) A man in black, wearing dark sunglasses, cornered Bai Li against a wall. “Well, well, Master, long time no see. Have you missed your Lord Hei?” Bai Li looked utterly resistant. “Sorry, I don’t know you. You’ve got the wrong person.” Bai Li was about to leave when Hei Xiazi pulled him back. “Come on, Lord Hei hasn’t seen you in ages. We’ve got plenty of time to get reacquainted.” …Later, three more people came after Bai Li. Bai Li: “Seriously, you’ve got the wrong person! I don’t know who you are. Stop looking for me!!!” I’m terrible at writing introductions, so please just go straight to the story. Don’t think too hard while reading. What if I’ve written it really badly?