Apocalyptic Calamity: I Stockpile Billions in Supplies and Raise My Child in Comfort

“I spent five years as a housewife for love, only to be pushed out by my husband and best friend to feed the zombies on the very first day of the apocalypse! Reborn on the brink of death, I bound myself to a supermarket with unlimited restocking! My scumbag ex begs me for a bottle of water? Sorry, I need my water for bathing. My fake-sweet best friend gets on her knees and begs for a loaf of bread? Too bad, even my dog won’t eat it! This time, I’m done being blinded by love. With billions in supplies in one hand and a watermelon knife in the other, I’ll take my precious daughter and run wild in the apocalypse!”