With the System in Hand, I Crush the God of War and Claim the World's Handsome Men

After the scoundrel who killed me was gone, I awakened.

The System told me that conquering the most powerful men in the world and draining their fortune was my only way to survive.

So I stopped being anyone's caged bird.

At night, a lovesick assassin wrapped himself around my waist and begged for a kiss, his voice hoarse: "Sister, can you look only at me tonight?" By day, the celibate Imperial Preceptor blushed as he presented me with a divine oracle, asking only for a glance in return.

Even the tyrant of a neighboring kingdom, who once wanted to abduct me, eventually bowed down and offered me his entire nation, just for a place in my harem.

Then my former husband, the man who had killed me, came at me with a sword, consumed by regret. But the men wanting to protect me already formed a line from the imperial palace to beyond the Great Wall.

He broke down and demanded, "Shen Ruoxing, just how many men do you have?"

I lounged on the imperial throne, stroking my belly and smiling seductively:

"Not many, just enough for a game of mahjong. Oh, right, there's one more little one... I wonder whose it is."