After I Jumped Into His Pool, the System Censored Everything

[Transmigrated into an Old-School Novel + Bold, Unrestrained, Radiant Heroine + Abstinent, Steady, Fatherly Hero + Light Comedy] Yu Quan transmigrates into an old-school tragic romance as the heroine’s substitute. For the sake of winning the favor of his beloved younger sister, the male lead, Long Aotian, sends her to mine in Africa. Yu Quan immediately calls the police, earning him a criminal-record skin. The System punishes me? Yu Quan promptly jumps off a building, landing with pinpoint accuracy in the domineering CEO’s uncle’s private pool. Faced with the man even Long Aotian fears, Yu Quan is tortured by the punishment until she loses all reason. She hooks a finger around his bathrobe belt and boldly declares, “Man, ***, ***.” His eyes darken. “Reverse psychology? It worked.” After a night of wild passion, the System is forced to log off with its screen covered in censor bars. Later, Long Aotian goes to Fu Jingshen to demand Yu Quan back. Fu Jingshen calmly fastens his cufflinks and shields Yu Quan behind him, his gaze icy. “Call her Aunt.” Dear readers, this is a [ridiculously silly novel with an IQ in the basement]. It’s all about [so cheesy it hurts, but you can’t stop reading] and [brain-cell-destroying antics]. If you’re looking for serious political intrigue... there’s still time to run!