System Arrival: The Broken World of One Piece

Su Lang was mercilessly crushed by a dump truck in his previous life. For some reason, he ended up in the world of One Piece and became a new System. Since he was there, he decided to make the best of it. With a steely resolve, Su Lang began a series of sweeping reforms. Oh, sorry. It seems the reforms went a little too far. And so, the world of One Piece fell into complete chaos. “I demand to protest! I vehemently protest! This is nothing short of butcherly conduct, a crime too heinous to describe! Where are the rights of beasts? Do us weak sea beasts not deserve the System’s protection?” “Um, as far as I know, Your Majesty of the Near Sea, wasn’t the System the one behind all these tragedies that befell you?” “Shh...” “And according to some rumors, your title of Red-Haired Nemesis, or rather, Four Emperors Nemesis, comes from, ” Thud! Before the words were out of his mouth, Morgans, president of the World Economy News Paper, was swallowed whole by the Lord of the Near Sea. “How dare you try to ruin the deep father-son bond between me and Daddy System? Spit! You bastard!” “Ding-dong! Congratulations to Buggy the Clown for breaking the monthly treasure-hunting record yet again!” “Shocking news: expired, rotten fish and shrimp have been found at the renowned East Blue foodie destination, the Baratie. Food safety concerns abound. After hearing the news, Big Mom, one of the Four Emperors and a food-review streamer, once again urged everyone: ‘When it comes to desserts, I only choose those made on Whole Cake Island!’” “Coming up, today’s list of people who have defaulted on their debts: Queen the Plague of the Beast Pirates, 2.254 billion berries; Perona, the Ghost Princess, 1.09 billion berries... Wanted posters have been issued worldwide!”