Thanks for Asking: I’m in the Smiling, Proud Wanderer World and Just Became a Eunuch

Wang Dali, a seasoned king of doing nothing, stayed up all night and died suddenly, only to transmigrate into Lin Zhennan from The Smiling, Proud Wanderer.

Looking at the menacing Qingcheng Sect before him, he stroked his chin and fell into thought.

The Evil-Warding Sword Manual? You want that blessing for yourself?

Wang Dali promptly decided to flee overnight. Before leaving, he even wrote A Quick-Start Guide to the Evil-Warding Sword Manual, selling it for 9.9 yuan with free shipping.

He never expected to turn the martial world upside down. By reselling “self-castration tools” at a steep markup, he became the richest man around.

Then one day, the red-clad, bewitching Dongfang Bubai came to call, smiling dangerously. “Lin Zhennan, that product you sold... did it make me practice in the wrong direction?”