Honghuang: Tongtian's Son, From the Start I Became a Disciple of Taiqing

(The protagonist establishes a Demon Court; the War between the Lich Clans and the Investiture of the Gods are both treated as a joke; in Journey to the West, he keeps setting up the Buddhist sect... Aside from Jieyin and Zhunti, the mighty beings all come through relatively unscathed.)

Cang Lan woke up to find himself inside a giant egg. After binding to the Destiny System and receiving his newbie reward, he discovered that his father was Sect Master Tongtian. He immediately cursed the System: "You're so useless! The newbie reward you gave me isn't even as good as the welcome gift my family gave me."

Tongtian: "My dear son has finally hatched..."

Laozi: "As the son of my third brother, he should naturally inherit the Dao of the Three Pure Ones. Third Brother, how about making him my disciple?"

Yuanshi: "Hey, Big Brother, you beat me to it. But Lan'er should count as my disciple too."

Tongtian: "Hahaha, he's all of ours, all of ours..."

From then on, the Jie Sect's crown prince became the Human Sect's senior disciple, and the Primordial World descended into utter chaos.