Good news: I transmigrated, got bound to a System, and became immortal in a Taoist temple.
Bad news: My temple sits at the transportation hub of the Three Realms, and the System’s rules are ridiculously troublesome!
I wanted to fix the leaking roof.
I made a wish: [May it never rain inside the temple.]
The result: It stopped raining inside, but water seeped through the walls, and an enemy kicked the temple gate to pieces! The enemy sneered, “Mortal, die!”
I wanted my enemy to stop attacking.
I made a wish: [Anyone who enters the temple must be calm and peaceful.]
The result: They lost their killing intent, but politely gathered outside the gate to discuss how to “invite” me out and kill me! Me: “???”
I wanted to put an end to my troubles once and for all.
I made a wish: [Lying is forbidden inside the temple.]
The result: A Golden Core elder publicly spilled all the sect’s secrets and fled in terror. But from then on, anyone who wanted to keep a secret treated my temple like a forbidden zone, while everyone hoping to uncover secrets bent over backward to trick people into going inside!
(Clutches forehead) I can’t go on living like this!
Some of them are especially funny 😂😂😂