I Ran Wild in My Dreams, Groping the Empress in Public

After transmigrating into the cultivation world as a lowly rogue cultivator, Li Chen has no heaven-defying talent, only a strange golden finger: making dreams come true.

Every time he dreams, he can choose a corpse in the Dreamweaving Field and possess it, inheriting the cultivation the person had in life.

What's more, anything the corpse's hands have touched will appear in the Dreamweaving Field and become his private property.

And so...

In his first dream, Li Chen visits the Pavilion of Myriad Treasures, touching all kinds of things without buying a thing.

The Pavilion's manager: Fellow Daoist, would you like to buy something?

Li Chen: No, I'm just looking.

The manager: I'll be damned! You touched every single thing, and now you're telling me you won't buy anything!?

In his second dream, Li Chen becomes an ancestor of a certain clan who has just been awakened.

Li Chen: Brothers, charge with me! Kill!

Clansman: Ancestor, you haven't recovered your cultivation yet.

Li Chen: Screw it!

But once they really break into enemy territory, Li Chen ignores everything else and heads straight for the enemy faction's treasury.

Clansman: Damn you, you worthless old ancestor!

In another dream, he becomes one of the long-missing disciples of the female emperor.

The female emperor just happens to be making grand promises?

Li Chen: Brother, give me a Dao Artifact and I'll get a handful of the female emperor's