
The Cunning Wukong: I Seized the Throne of the Heavenly Emperor
腹黑悟空:我夺了天帝位
by Gathering Flowers at Dusk (夕花朝拾)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 180k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Eastern Cultivation
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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Synopsis
The order that had remained unchanged across the Three Realms for ten thousand years was doomed to collapse the moment the Stone Monkey opened his eyes.
He was not the Victorious Fighting Buddha who could be manipulated by anyone and ultimately converted to Buddhism, but a calculating Wukong who had transmigrated with a modern soul. The moment he broke free from beneath Five Elements Mountain, he saw through the Buddhist order and Heavenly Court’s jointly woven “pilgrimage for scriptures” scam. The so-called eighty-one tribulations were nothing but shackles meant to blunt his edge and wear away his pride.
“My fate is mine to command, not Heaven’s” was no longer a momentary boast, but a vow he fulfilled with every careful move. He pretended to follow Guanyin’s directions while secretly refining the Ruyi Jingu Bang and mastering the seventy-two transformations. Along the pilgrimage route, he quietly recruited demonic forces and established an intelligence network spanning the Three Realms. He saw through the Jade Emperor’s hypocrisy and cowardice, and discerned the Tathagata’s ambitions and schemes. On the surface, he bantered and bickered with Tang Sanzang and the others; in secret, he had already committed the Heavenly Court’s troop deployments and the immortals’ weaknesses to memory.
When the pilgrimage party arrived at Spirit Mountain, everyone thought their mission was complete. But he turned around and stormed back to the Southern Gate of Heaven. In the Hall of Miraculous Mist, he no longer hid his fangs. With his fiery golden eyes, he exposed how the Jade Emperor used the “Heavenly Laws” to enslave all living beings. With the speed of his somersault cloud, he shattered the defenses of the heavenly soldiers and generals. Then, with a variation on “the true and false Monkey King,” he made it impossible for the Buddhist order to tell truth from falsehood or intervene.
Once dismissed as a “demon monkey,” he now stood before the dragon throne in the Hall of Miraculous Mist, his golden cudgel pointed skyward as he shook the auspicious clouds of the Three Realms. “The emperor’s seat changes hands in turn, and today it’s my house’s turn.” As his words fell, the Jade Emperor fled in panic, and the gods bowed their heads in submission.
From that day on, the Three Realms had a new Heavenly Emperor.