My Tenant Is Not Human

Lin Fan, a newly unemployed wage slave, unexpectedly inherits a three-story building in the city center. He thinks this is his big break, but when he opens the door, he finds Cthulhu mopping the floor with its tentacles, a Pixiu cat wearing a thick gold chain and demanding rent, a succubus programmer using code as pickup lines, a gloomy Dragon King practicing precise rainfall control in the bathroom, and a Zombie King slouched at a desk writing web novels.

Before he can process the shock, a gleaming golden copy of the "Landlord's Rules" smacks him in the face. Only then does he learn that what he inherited isn't just property. It's a key pilot project in the multiverse's "psychic energy decline" crisis: the "Three Realms Harmony Apartments." He's the sole building manager, responsible for acting as a parent to this group of powerful gods, demons, and monsters who are all facing unemployment.

And so begins Lin Fan's "fulfilling" life:

· His tenant who owes rent is a Pixiu that only takes things in and never lets them out. Could the rent be paid in "emotional value"?

· He has to help the Dragon King write a municipal water management plan and stop him from getting arrested by city inspectors while setting up a street stall to "scan to summon rain."

· He has to teach the succubus to "charm" clients with code, instead of zapping real people.

· He has to comfort a tentacled monster with social anxiety and explain why nobody dares buy the "eldritch sweaters" it knits on livestream.

· He even has to mediate a dispute over "foundation subsidence" caused by the ancient God of War Xingtian doing square dancing...

In this bizarre little apartment building, where the Wi-Fi password serves as an oracle, utility bills disguise supernatural energy costs, and cognitive manipulation is used to fool the neighborhood committee aunties, Lin Fan leads his "nonhuman" tenants in their efforts to fit into modern society, amid endless mayhem and internet memes.