After Mistaking My Boss for a Gigolo, I Made Him Pay Me Back Night After Night

The biggest blunder of my life: I mistook my big boss for a male escort and paid him for his services. I even had the nerve to make him sign a “debt contract,” ordering him to work off what he owed by coming to my place every night. Now my “personal headliner” is my boss. He makes my life difficult at the office every day, then shows up at my door right on schedule at night to “provide his services.”

Me: “President, can I have tonight off? My back can't take it.”

Him: “No. The debt isn't paid off, so the service can't stop.”

I slammed the table. “Then you're fired!”

He calmly tossed down a limitless black card. “Sorry, I just bought the whole company. Now you're working for me to pay off your debt.”

Damn it! This heartless capitalist is making me pay off my debt both in and out of bed!