Other people cultivate immortality with talent. I do it with nothing but my mouth!
I transmigrate into a fantasy world and become a total good-for-nothing. Luckily, I bind to the [God-Tier Snark System].
All I have to do is roast things to get stronger!
I tell a cultivation manual it's full of bugs, and it pulls an all-nighter fixing itself into a divine technique!
I tell a dud pill its targeting failed, and it transforms out of shame into an immortal pill!
Years later, when Lin Qi stands at the summit of the world, facing the trembling Heavenly Dao, he merely smiles.
“Come on, let's talk about the ten biggest logical flaws in your world design…”