My Family’s Old Keepsake Became a Command Seal

My name is Wang Sanpao, and I swear I’m just an ordinary guy who wants to coast through life and wait to die. But who knew all the junk in my house would refuse to let me! One chamber pot can make you wet yourself in front of your future father-in-law, while one busted inkstone can get you up at three in the morning to compete with the neighbor’s dog over who can memorize the Xinhua Dictionary first. What can I do? I can only curse, “What the heck!” while playing both father and mother to this bunch of crazy “Object Command Seals.” Don’t ask why. The answer is simple: I’m just trying to stay alive!