My Wife Is Adorable, But If You Find Out, You're Dead

Name: My Wife Is Adorable, But If You Find Out, You're Dead
Author: Zhaozhao Is Not Zhaozhao

我老婆很可爱，但你知道就死定了

by Zhaozhao Is Not Zhaozhao (朝朝不是找找)

Status: Completed
Length: 288k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 4mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Say a quiet little “May fortune come my way” to a life full of gorgeous men.

[Cold-faced, cute-mouthed, sharp-tongued, soft-hearted bottom x mixed-race, flirtatious, alpha-male top]

[Flirty top, cool bottom (pseudo) rivals-to-lovers, real and fake young masters, wish-fulfillment, straight guy turned gay by the top]

As the real young master who was switched at birth, Pei Jingci has one simple reason for entering a wealthy family: to make money.

When people insult him, he says, “If you call me ugly, pay for my plastic surgery. If you call me stupid, pay to fix my brain. If you call me useless, pay to help me find hope in life again.”

When people shower him with money, he says, “I'll be promiscuous for wealth, change my mind for poverty, and submit to power. Can I marry money? Money, it's just you and me.”

When people try to have a heart-to-heart, he says, “I'm 80 points away from reaching the Seer S1 leaderboard in solo queue. Could you step outside for a bit?”

[The gaming storyline involves Identity V; the career storyline involves variety shows. There's a crossover with I Won't Raise Your Affection Points, but it won't affect your enjoyment. The story stands on its own.]

Jin Xilin, who has been adored by everyone since childhood, gets seduced into kissing Pei Jingci on a variety show. He keeps thinking, “I'm straight. He's so good-looking. But I'm straight.”

Pei Jingci: “So you're Schrodinger's straight guy?”

The CP fans plead earnestly: “Dad, what trouble have you gotten into now? The three of us depend on Mom's mood to get by. Are you trying to destroy this family?”

Netizens: “Can that guy named Jin Xilin stop acting like Pei Jingci's dog?”

Jin Xilin: “You make a good point. But I actually enjoy Pei Jingci treating me like a dog. In other words, if he doesn't slap me, who will he slap? What if he really goes and slaps someone else? Who'll take responsibility for that? He slaps me because he loves me. Of course I love him too, so it's all my fault. He's done nothing wrong.”

A few scenes of an alpha male bowing his head for love.

Other names

The Real Young Master Says Nothing, Just Keeps Playing Identity V真少爷不语，只一味打第五人格Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

218Chapters

9.6kReads · 30 days

576.1kReads · all time

1.5kShelf adds, last 14 days

9.0Score

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The one who is extremely controlled can step down now; actually, even I, who am only slightly controlled, feel uncomfortable looking at myself. Overall, it's a very good read, and the romance is well-developed. I was drawn to it by the "cool and aloof cuteness" factor, but I was a little disappointed after reading it; it wasn't the kind of cool and aloof cuteness I was expecting.
410 likes10mo ago
So refreshing! So refreshing! I'm really enjoying reading this new book. Oh my god, Ningning is so cute! And Ruoruo and Sister Ran, I'm so happy I could faint! It's really so good! Teacher, I love every book you write!
230 likes1y ago
Ningning is a bit silly, but her speech is incredibly cute, yet she's exceptionally capable. This little rascal is just so lovable! The young master is also quite funny; despite being injured many times, he's still very easy to talk to, hahaha, and easy to coax. Both are wonderful children. The two of them, Ningning and the young master, are especially adorable!!!
153 likes11mo ago
I will follow you every day. The premise of being defeated by a cold-faced cuteness for life is so satisfying! Ugh, little dead is so cute!
130 likes1y ago
It's so good! The plot is packed with emotion, and every character has their own feelings and traits. Ningning is so cute, I want to kiss her! Ruoruo is so cool and protective of his children, I want to kiss her too! To be honest, I started reading this because of the "Fifth Generation" theme, but now I feel like "Fifth Generation" is just a fancy name.
111 likes12mo ago
I don't understand it, but I just enjoy writing it. I remember an author once described his characters as a rotten pot with a rotten lid. It sounds a bit harsh, but it's very special. Only two people with the same flaws and fillings can fit together. They don't fit together with anyone else. This pair gives me the same special feeling.
92 likes7mo ago
I'm so happy to see Chaochao become so popular! I've liked her since she wasn't very famous, and now I'm so glad she's become so famous. I can even see her novel recommendations on Kuaishou (a Chinese social networking site). I will always follow Chaochao! 😘 I don't really like Chaochao's book. I'll put it aside for a while and read it later when I have time... Chaochao, I'll read your novel when I have time later. See you then... I also hope you become popular...
64 likes1y ago
It's really good. After finishing Ruoruo's book, I immediately came to read this one. I've caught up with it. To be honest, it made me a little angry, even angrier than Ruoruo's book. Because Ningning is different from Ruoruo. Ruoruo is eloquent and quick-witted, has a bad temper, and never suffers a loss. Ningning liked Jin first, and while she's not good with words, she has a good temper.
40 likes11mo ago
It's just as good as Hua Ruo's, but if you're a fan of extreme top/bottom pairings, don't read it, I'm afraid you'll go too far and criticize them. It has sweet and sour moments, the top and bottom pamper each other, the top is like a beagle. Ning Ning is so wonderful, he's gentle and adorable, with a sharp contrast...
39 likes9mo ago
Chaochao's description of the schoolbag is so good, let's support our leader, okay? 😋 The character design is super engaging and exciting, and the rivalry makes the young master feel very threatened. Yes, that little brat is so cool with his white hair and cold face 😋 If you scold him in front of him, he'll just walk away with his furry face 😋
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