Song Tianming, a medical prodigy of the twenty-first century, graduated from the Army Medical University after eight years of continuous undergraduate, master's, and doctoral study. He was a specially recruited medical expert in Hezhou and a leading specialist in diagnosing and treating difficult internal medicine cases. Then he got into a car accident. A colleague's botched attempt to save him sent him to transmigrate to ancient times.
He woke up in the body of Pang Lingzhi, born into a family of renowned physicians but lazy, idle, and uneducated.
Using modern medical techniques, he cured the chronic ailment of the eldest princess of Jin. One battle made his name, and from then on, he became a friend to women everywhere, partnering in business with the wives and families of nobles and officials.
“Eldest Princess of Jin, I'll grant you exclusive rights to sell my pearl eye cream. Your Majesty the Empress, you can have exclusive rights to sell my face masks. Madam Chancellor, you can have exclusive rights to sell my sanitary pads. Madam Scholar, you can have exclusive rights to sell my medicinal liquor. Madam Commander of the Palace Guard, would you like to sell my perfume?”
“Your Majesty, please take good care of your health. You might as well give up the throne and the realm. All that running around will come to nothing, and you'll end up doing all the work for someone else.”
“Kuangyin, so what if you donned the imperial yellow robe? You'll end up just like the emperor.”
“Kuangyi, you little legend. Remember to eat less food high in sugar, fat, and salt. It'll raise your blood sugar and give you diabetes.”
“Pu, you old tortoise, may you live for a thousand years!”
“Pang Lingzhi, want to try acting up again? Don't think I wouldn't dare punish you, wipe out your whole family, and exterminate your clan.”
“I second the motion.”
“Go ahead and try. If you touch me, your own backyard will catch fire.”
