The Whole Nation Worships the Gods, and I Deliver Milk to the Celestial Emperor

[System + Invincible Protagonist + Unconventional Schemes + Meme References + Everyone Misunderstands Him as a Mastermind + Deadpan Comedy + Stealing Others’ Opportunities + Face-Slapping Satisfaction]

After transmigrating ten thousand years into the future, he discovers a world where everyone reveres the gods and practices ancient cultivation arts.

The so-called Creator God is known as the Desolate Heavenly Emperor; the Lord of Ten Thousand Flames is the Flame Emperor; and the one who suppressed the darkness is the Ye Heavenly Emperor.

I get it now. This isn’t a cultural disconnect, it’s a cultural “dimensional upgrade”!

While others are still painstakingly deciphering ancient texts one character at a time, I’m already carrying out my own “artistic performances” at the sites of the various divine miracles.

“At the end of the immortal road, who stands supreme? One glimpse of the Beginningless Dao, and all paths are empty!” The [Beginningless Bell] rings for me!

“When yin and yang are thrown into chaos, I’ll stain the heavens blue with my demon blood!” The [Demon Lord’s Origin] empowers me!

While the prodigies beg for divine favor, all I have to do is go to the right place and recite the right lines. Then the old ancestors will personally deliver their most prized treasures to my doorstep. Gods? No, they’re all old friends of mine!