Xuanhuan: The Long-Lived Saint and Big Yellow

After transmigrating into the world of immortal cultivation, Lin Gou didn’t get the Dragon-Acestor protagonist’s script. Instead, he was bound to a Longevity System. The only perk was that he couldn’t die, and it gave him just one attribute point each year. Attack? Spells? Not a chance! He put every attribute point into defense and stealth! Other cultivators: Defy heaven and fight for supremacy, risking death at every turn. Lin Gou: Farm and slack off. Just keep a low profile! With his yellow mutt, Big Yellow, in tow, he blended into the Qinglan Sect as the most useless medicine-garden laborer, diligently playing the role of a low-level worker in the cultivation world. But when demonic cultivators wreaked havoc in the sect or battles between Golden Core cultivators threatened to engulf him, he always escaped danger with his peerless “tortoise-breath death act” and “blame-shifting skills.” Then one day, a battle to destroy the sect erupted overhead, and the entire sect was reduced to ruins… Lin Gou crawled out of the cellar and looked at the devastation. He patted Big Yellow, who was just as covered in dust, and said: “Old pal, the sect’s gone. Should we find somewhere else to keep living by the Way of the Good-for-Nothing?” This is a hilarious story about a zero-attack good-for-nothing who relies on extreme defense and stealth to survive in a perilous cultivation world, hoping to last until the end of time.