I woke up one day and found that I, Lin Tao, had become an utterly ordinary unicorn in the My Little Pony world.
I thought I'd landed in a little-kids' cartoon and could just lie flat and slack off. Who knew I'd also get stuck with a lousy [Everything Archive] System?
It gives me knowledge, sure, but every time I use it, it feels like needles are stabbing my brain!
I hate this rotten System!
Even more absurd, the first "important character" I meet is Starlight Glimmer, the obsessive who nearly wiped out the Mane Six!
By a series of coincidences, I actually "persuade" her with a bunch of "pragmatic" nonsense?!
And so an extremist egalitarian turns into my... number-one obsessive follower?
Now my daily life looks like this:
I endure headaches while squeezing survival tips out of the System, field Twilight Sparkle's academic questions, and stay on guard against Discord's idiotic chaos pranks.
Worst of all, I have to find a way to soothe Starlight Glimmer, who's trying to "protect" me through "absolute control" and turns dark, banishing any female who gets near me!
"You crazy woman, can you give it a rest?!"
"According to my calculations, this is the optimal solution.
Also, call me Starlight."
I transmigrate to Equestria, and this is the friendship magic I'm promised?
Why are we fighting with cannons?
Why is my struggle to survive full of headaches, snark, and an obsessive control freak I can't shake?
(Also known as: How I Survived in a Magical World with Pragmatism and Picked Up an Obsessive Girlfriend; My Little Pony: But the Protagonist Doesn't Fit the Setting)
