I Left My Parents' Occupations Blank on My Enrollment Form, and My Counselor Publicly Humiliated Me

On the first day of freshman orientation, our counselor handed out a form and told us to list our parents' occupations and addresses. My parents' jobs were sensitive, so I couldn't write them down. I only put a phone number for an emergency contact. The counselor then dragged me up to the podium and publicly humiliated me. "Shen Chao, don't you have parents? Everyone else filled it in, so why are you special?" "Has that Gen Z workplace-reform trend made its way to school now?" "Write a 5,000-word self-criticism, and bring your parents to school. Otherwise, you'll be suspended!" You want to meet my parents? That's going to be difficult. After all, Counselor, you're not qualified to meet them.