别 Don't Eat Me! I'm a Big Shot 别吃我!我是大佬 by EMO Guru (EMO大神) StatusCompletedLength103k WordsGenreAncient RomanceSubgenreFantasy RomanceUpdated1y agoEnglishRequest a translation Read on Fanqie↗ Save Planned Reading Paused Finished Dropped RemoveRemove Synopsis I became a blade of grass on the wasteland, unable to move or speak.My world was a tiny patch of earth, the turning of the sun and moon, and a furry beastman who always came by to nap.Sometimes he was a domineering lion, sometimes a timid rabbit. Only by my side could he find a brief moment of peace.I thought that protecting the oasis where he slept was my destiny.Until divine punishment descended and heaven and earth were overturned.Only then did I understand that I was no ordinary blade of grass, but the source of all creation.My very existence was the strongest law.This is the story of a blade of grass that, to protect the one it loved, eventually grew into a shelter for the entire world. Show more Tags AudienceFemaleFanqieExclusiveAncient RomanceBig ShotFantasy RomanceIsekai TransmigrationMedicineModern to AncientSoul Transmigration Stats 55Chapters17Reads · all time More by this author 锦 Jin Shang Guiyi 朱 The Charm of the Vermilion Gates 重 Reborn, I've Finally Seen the Light In booklists 1 书书书书书 Any Domestic or Palace Intrigue Without Too Much Romance For palace-intrigue novels, I don't want ones where the heroine falls in love with the emperor or ones that focus on a single couple. For family-intrigue novels, I don't want too many romance scenes. Do they seriously have to keep writing about someone being completely smitten with the other person? I'm so done. 189Books40kViews10dUpdated More Ancient Romance novels