I Activated a Brain-Dead System, So I Turned Around and Wrecked the Whole World

Thirty years without a brain stem, then one day I awakened an insanely ridiculous System!

Complete the [Jobless Wanderer] quests to get surprise items anytime, anywhere!

[Sun-Dried Dog Turd]: Throw it at a target to give them a brief intellectual disability!

[Aladdin's Nerve Lamp]: Wishes come with risks, so think carefully before you speak!

I gave up the right to be worked like an ox and a horse, and gained the freedom to come and go as I please!

They say geniuses are on the left and lunatics on the right. I'm different: I'm surrounded by lunatics on both sides. What are you going to do about it?

I'll embrace life with the ultimate madness! I'll crash into the whole world!!!