[Lighthearted] [Funny] [System] [Absurd]
From the moment Li Xiaoran stepped into the cultivation world, he realized something was seriously wrong with it!
What do you mean my grandmaster is my master's wife? What do you mean I have to call the male disciples of the Medicine Peak "Senior Sister"?
What do you mean a great demon at the Golden Core stage took so many body-tempering pills to build muscle that it exploded and died?
What do you mean the Demon Cult leader declared, "Starting today, our sect will adopt a 36,524-day-a-year, no-days-off cultivation schedule. If you won't work hard, plenty of others will..."?
In this cultivation world that refuses to follow the rules, Li Xiaoran awakened a black-hearted emotion-point harvesting System...
So doesn't that make things simple~?
He pulls every dirty trick in the entrance exams, infuriating the sect elders so badly that their Dao hearts are damaged.
He scams and cheats his fellow cultivators in the Demon Cult, earning the leader's lavish praise.
He disguises himself as a female cultivator, deceiving pure-hearted male cultivators out of their feelings and money.
He's a master of capitalist tactics, effortlessly peddling counterfeits and squeezing his underlings dry.
...Turns out I'm the one with the biggest problem? Well, never mind...
(PS: The System in this book is mostly just there to help the protagonist pull off antics. There are no missions that force the plot in a certain direction or grant invincible abilities, so feel free to give it a try.)
