I Was Just Sitting at Home, When Good Fortune Fell from the Sky

The first day I moved into my new apartment, I discovered that three beautiful women with completely different styles lived nearby.

Across the hall was a career-driven older woman who got drunk every night after her divorce and kept knocking on my door by mistake in the early hours.

Upstairs lived a gentle piano teacher with a child, who was always “accidentally” dropping her underwear onto my balcony.

Downstairs was a gorgeous doctor whose husband was away on business all year. She always found an excuse to come into my apartment, claiming she needed to check the pipes.

Then one day, all three stopped me in the hallway at once:

“Who are you planning to watch a midnight movie with tonight?”