Quick Transmigration: I’m This Unhinged, and You Want Me to Save the Cannon Fodder?

[Quick Transmigration X Face-Slapping X Unrestrained Thrills X Absurd Comedy]

Su Yan, the runaway male lead of a deranged novel, spends his days screaming, contorting himself, doing push-ups, crawling around in the dark, and taking a dump on everyone equally.

One day, while stuck under the sofa photosynthesizing, he suddenly gets bound to a System.

System: “Host, we’re going to save the cannon fodder who’ve been tormented by fate.”

Su Yan’s eyes light up. “Tormented? I know all about that! When I go crazy, I beat myself up too!”

System: ? The point is to save them, okay?

And so, the scum men and vile women of the Myriad Worlds meet their destined nemesis:

World One: The hapless male supporting character in a campus beauty novel gets bullied? I’m the crazy guy he can never have!

Original: The bullied nobody is driven to jump off a building.

Now: Su Yan snatches the school bully’s cigarette and puts it in his own mouth, then says tenderly, “Trying to get my attention? Don’t fall for me, it won’t end well, unless we go crazy together.”

The bully and the whole class: “???”

World Two: A brainless simp? I’ll send the male and female leads flying!

Original: The ultimate simp, donating a kidney to the heroine, his unattainable dream, and an eye to the domineering male lead.

Now: The unattainable dream and the domineering CEO wake up in their hospital beds. Su Yan smiles and hands them a bill. “Congratulations, your ‘voluntary’ organ donations to each other were a great success! Here’s the itemized bill. Please settle up.”

World Three

World Four

World Five

Su Yan’s motto: Reasoning doesn’t work. Where logic can’t reach, a lunatic can do anything!

He thought he was only carrying out missions, but before he knew it, he had become the Myriad Worlds’ universally recognized walking weapon of humanitarian destruction, the mightiest wrecking ball in tragic-romance worlds.