Superpower Awakening? I'm Conceptual-Level, So Here's the Truth

Spiritual qi revival has begun, supernatural abilities have awakened, and the entire world has entered an age of the extraordinary. And I, Lin Yi, am the only ordinary person ever detected as having [No Ability].

My classmates think I’m useless. I turn down the Dragon Group’s offer to recruit me, and even the gods and demons from other realms can’t be bothered to spare me a glance.

I lie around in my dorm, ordering takeout and playing games, living the life of a lazy slob as if I were cut off from this boiling world.

Everyone thinks I’m just a lucky ant.

Until the day the [Cosmic Myriad Races Ranking] descends, and Earth is classified as the lowest-grade “enslavement zone.” Titan giants tear the sky apart, insectoid queens blot out the stars, and billions of interstellar warships gather at our doorstep. Humanity is on the brink of extinction.

As the whole world watches in despair, I set down my half-eaten cup of instant noodles and leisurely ascend to the pinnacle of the world.

An ancient interface visible only to me quietly appears:

[Cosmic Backend Management System. Administrator Lin Yi, identity confirmed.]

[Warning: Large-scale illegal intrusion detected.]

[Available actions: 1. Forced deportation; 2. Civilization downgrade; 3. Format into primitive particles...]

I yawn and press the simplest option as demons fill the sky.

“Anything that interrupts my meal gets treated as junk advertising.”