Other people cultivate immortality through talent. I cultivate through heavenly punishment!
While my fellow disciples fight tooth and nail over a single pill, I chase storm clouds around the back mountain, begging them to strike me with lightning. While other sects boast about their protective formations, I quietly charge our own with “Lightning Brand” spiritual energy.
Eventually, the entire cultivation world learns that Qingyun Sect has a Lin Xiaoman nobody should mess with, because you never know when she’ll shout, “Heavenly tribulation, you’re up!”
