More Children, More Blessings: From the Start, the Yandere Saintess Takes Me by Force

I, Gu Changsheng, am a corporate drone in the Hehuan Sect. My greatest wish is to keep my head down until the end of time. Then from the start, I picked up a walking disaster: Xiao Qinghan, the foremost saintess of the righteous path. Ding! Your yandere cultivation partner has issued a series of tasks: 1. 【Exclusive Company】: You must hold my hand while cultivating so I can feel your heartbeat. 2. 【Loyalty Test】: Don’t look at another woman for more than three seconds, or you can say goodbye to your legs. 3. 【Daily Bedtime Story】: Tell me a story about your hometown every day to help me fall asleep. To stay alive, I had no choice but to comply, dressing up office-worker jargon as cultivation-world secrets and leaving her utterly spellbound. I thought I could muddle through like this, until I was forced to save another woman: a princess of the demon clan. System: “Hurry! Win her over! You’ll get an Emperor-tier cultivation technique!” Me: (on the verge of tears) “Come on, don’t get me killed!” Late that night, Xiao Qinghan wrapped her arms around me from behind and rested her chin on my shoulder. “Husband, I smelled another woman on you today.” “It’s a fox’s stink…” She sniffed lightly, the corners of her mouth curving into a dangerous smile. “Now tell me, which leg do you want to lose first, the left or the right?”