I'm 48, and You Give Me an NBA System?

This is the most health-conscious NBA legend ever: goji berries steeping in a thermos, and he still crushes the entire league!

Li Ang is 48 and about to reach the age of destiny when he awakens the [NBA Retirement System]!

The moment he becomes the oldest rookie in history, everyone loses their minds:

The general manager panics: “Can he run the whole game without dropping dead?”

The team doctor wipes his brow: “The thing is... he barely even broke a sweat...”

The owner trembles: “He'll be okay playing the whole game, right?”

The head coach quakes: “He just ripped the basket off the hoop with a dunk!”

Teaming up with Nash, he builds an alley-oop city, and the Suns gain a new “Uncle Sun”!

He's also an ambassador for Chinese culture, setting up a tea ceremony on the training court, doing Baduanjin before games, and sipping goji berry tea during breaks.

His teammates question their lives every day:

“The old guy ran for all 48 minutes, and I'm exhausted after just 20...”

“After practice, he went for a marathon to relax. I had to be carried off on a stretcher...”

“How can my 21-year-old body not compete with a guy who's almost 50?”

The team doctor looks at his physical exam results and breaks down: his lung capacity is off the charts, his vertical leap beats prime Vince Carter's, and his body fat is lower than a bodybuilding champion's... Is this really the body of a 48-year-old? I think he's an alien!

In the stands, his beautiful female fans wave scarves personally knitted by Li Ang:

“Go, Li Ang! We'll see you at square-dancing tonight!”