Wukong Fills In at Thunderclap Monastery, and the Tathagata Asks Me to Write a Report

After completing the Journey to the West, Wukong is appointed interim CEO of Spirit Mountain by sheer chance. On his very first day, he runs into a huge problem: the Golden-Winged Great Peng demands a bigger share of the incense offerings. The Buddhas look on coldly, while the Jade Emperor sends a “concerned” text. Wukong grins and pulls out his Golden-Banded Staff. “A bigger share? I’ll give you a discount!” Just then, the Tathagata sends him a message: “Wukong, remember to submit today’s work summary.”