When I realized I'd transmigrated into the role of the vicious female supporting character, I tore up the divorce papers on the spot.
“Five million in spending money every month. Come home or don't, I don't care!”
But after my husband, a chief minister from ancient times, carefully studied The Art of Business Negotiation, he slapped a black card on the table:
“My lady, there's a discount if you pay yearly. Shall I transfer sixty million upfront?”
Later, the original novel's hero and heroine burst into our villa waving a little flag of friendship. “Please, stop rubbing your happiness in our faces! Is the Villain Alliance recruiting?”
I glanced at the chief minister barbecuing in the yard. “First fish my Nine-Dragon Wall out of the swimming pool, then we'll talk!”
Love comes too suddenly 🤭🤭🤭[smiling][smiling][smiling]