My wife hadn't bothered me for three nights in a row. Then I accidentally saw her post: "I woke up ten years in the future, and my crush is now my husband! What do I do?" I was so scared I grabbed her and rushed her to the hospital. She's really been reading too many novels! Time travel? She's clearly had amnesia from being hit by a car! At the hospital, after a thorough check-up, they found nothing wrong. The doctor suggested she do some things she used to enjoy to help stimulate her brain and help her recover her memories. Thinking about how my wife has made me look like I'm only 28 these past few years, I've started frantically taking all sorts of multivitamins. And then I see my wife now, just like she was ten years ago, shy and bashful.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful