Why Do All the Girls Who Like Me Have Boyfriends?

Ever since I was a kid, I've had an absurd curse. Whenever I get close to a girl who's taken, she falls for me. The curse strikes unpredictably, with no pattern at all. At an elementary school parent-teacher meeting, a classmate's gorgeous mom secretly slipped me a chocolate. "You're so cute~" In middle school, the spicy campus queen dumped her delinquent boyfriend. "From today on, you're my boyfriend!" In the high school library, the pure-hearted top student took my hand. "Just say the word, and I'll break up with him right now." Then, at the company's welcome party, a married senior colleague cornered me in the restroom. "I've already got the wedding invitations. I can...